Let me share with you all a fantasy of mine I would love to turn into a reality somehow:
I am in the street about to cross a street light and next to me is an stunning chubby bear reading a big newspaper. At one point he starts crossing when the light is still red and I grab him to prevent him from being run over by a big passing truck feeling his big muscles under all his padding. Being grateful to me he invites me to his place and I accept since I got nothing to do for the day.
Once we get there he jus makes some crazy stunt only a superhuman being can do (such as lifting his own car with me still inside it using just one hand) and reveals his identity. He's Superman and he's been retired for a long tI me since crime is no longer a problem for humanity.
Then he asks me for a favor and I obviously say yes. He then says he has never felt tired nor in real pain and would love to feel both the most to know about them. I tell him I would sure help but wonder how it would be possible since he's as he is.
Then he tells me he has some Kryptonyte at his basement that weakens him but he can still do pretty amazing things with it and he would never be destroyed in any case, no matter what I did to him. He takes me to his basement and I see some rods of Kryptonyte with some sharp ends. Then I say to him that the only way we can use them is to unstrip naked and plug the kryptonite up his ass. Then tell him to carry me on his shoulders and squat and even butdrop on it. He just does thst and our fun begins.
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23/02/2019 11:53Let me share with you all a fantasy of mine I would love to turn into a reality somehow:
I am in the street about to cross a street light and next to me is an stunning chubby bear reading a big newspaper. At one point he starts crossing when the light is still red and I grab him to prevent him from being run over by a big passing truck feeling his big muscles under all his padding. Being grateful to me he invites me to his place and I accept since I got nothing to do for the day.
Once we get there he jus makes some crazy stunt only a superhuman being can do (such as lifting his own car with me still inside it using just one hand) and reveals his identity. He's Superman and he's been retired for a long tI me since crime is no longer a problem for humanity.
Then he asks me for a favor and I obviously say yes. He then says he has never felt tired nor in real pain and would love to feel both the most to know about them. I tell him I would sure help but wonder how it would be possible since he's as he is.
Then he tells me he has some Kryptonyte at his basement that weakens him but he can still do pretty amazing things with it and he would never be destroyed in any case, no matter what I did to him. He takes me to his basement and I see some rods of Kryptonyte with some sharp ends. Then I say to him that the only way we can use them is to unstrip naked and plug the kryptonite up his ass. Then tell him to carry me on his shoulders and squat and even butdrop on it. He just does thst and our fun begins. Effettua il login per visualizzare le foto della gallery.