Looking for safe and sane pro fantasy matches. I’ve been wrestling off and on 20 years. I love the theatre of pro wrestling and especially old school. I fancy myself one of the Mulkey brothers who can take a beating and sell a hold to the crowd. I will do give and take matches as well but with a clear victor at the end. Love a squish match where the heel takes over from the opening bell and inflicts punishment. I like to be pinned and have the heel pull my shoulders up at the last minute to inflict more damage and enhance his sadistic reputation. My favorite holds to suffer in are ab stretches, figure fours, arm bars, and back breakers. Of course, I also expect any heel worth his salt to inflict a low blow or two and yank on my nips as I’m on the mat with his shin across my windpipe and my white boots are kicking helplessly against the canvass! Primarily looking for just fun rasslin. Not looking for submission or mma. If you are looking for a muscle bound power lifter, check out somebody else. If you are looking for a pasty white old school jobber, you have found the right guy. Be careful because Mulkeymania might go ape and you’ll suddenly find your shoulders on the mat for a 1. 2. 3. Never can tell!

In addition, I am a huge fan of classic lady’s pro wrestling. Can’t get enough of the one piece suits and “normal” bodies. So sexy. I’d love to imagine being in a mixed tag match with the likes of jobbers Allison Royal, Kimmie Kozak, or Sindy Paradise as my partners. I also enjoy wrestling the ladies and have had several pro style matches with some of the women who advertise on Session Girls. I have had my covid vaccines. Let’s go!